The truth is, I don't know nothin 'bout birthin no babies.
My babies did not come out of my vagina. And I'm not sad. There - it has been said. The cat is out of the bag. Commence stone throwing. On the morning of October 30th, 2010, after little fan fair and much morphine, Pearla Maris came into this world, and brought with her a tidal wave of hormones stronger than any that ever came crashing out of the ocean for which she was named.
We brought her home to her sisters, and have now proudly completed our Three Ring Circus Side Show Of Freaks. And so ends my 8 year career as a baby maker. This mom-and-pop operation has officially closed up shop. Not "Gone Fishin", not "Closed On Account Of Death In The Family", no "Grand Re-Opening" anytime in the foreseeable future. We are closed as in "Out Of Business". The end of an era. I'm hangin up my maternity jeans. That's all she wrote. The End.....or is it just the beginning?
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